DISQUS

The Pop Diner: Death is stalking you — and he wears squeaky shoes

  • Teresa · 2 years ago

    "Teresa: At age 41 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed."


    Well, at least I'll die fighting for something I apparently believe in.


    Um, Ecuador's in South America, right? Or is it Central America? I can't die in a country I can't find.

  • Kathleen · 2 years ago

    Kathleen: At age 59 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

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    DUDE! i sleep 20 hours NOW! this wasn't funny, dammit! ;P

  • Scott · 2 years ago

    Scott: At age 40 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.


    That's in South America Theresa, The capital is the 2nd highest in the world - elevationally speaking, and apart from any political unrest there's the earthquakes. Perhaps it won't be a snipers bullet that takes you so much as gravity - which apparently leads to my demise.


    Oh sorry to point you in the right direction, does that make me an accomplice to fate, or help keep you away from the wrong direction?


    "But I didn't have the Salmon Mousse."

  • Teresa · 2 years ago

    It's cool, Scott. If I go by what Douglas Adams, I can't die until I've been to Stavromueller Beta. In the meantime, I'll be avoiding South America like the plague. And Central America, just to be safe. You know how countries can sneak up on you if you're not careful.